There is this guy I used to hook up with a lot in the beginning of fall, and the sex was incredible. Between studying for exams and going home for breaks, we haven’t been getting busy as much as I’d like to. How do I reconnect with him for some finals week stress relief?
Hooking up with the football team
Most of us are familiar with the concept of six degrees of separation- the idea is that anyone on the planet can be connected to anyone else in just six steps. However, in a mere two steps, anyone on campus can be connected to someone who has banged a member of the football team.
The ultimate sex playlist
These certified sex songs are just what the doctor ordered. Prescription signed with a capital V, get ready to bust down to these jams for every version of doing the dirty.
Experimenting outside of the lab
For the first time in my life, I am confused about my sexuality. Having always identified as straight, I unexpectedly started to notice girls a lot more. I am curious what it would be like to be with a woman not only sexually, but also romantically. How would I explore this?
Don’t be caught dead in these Halloween costumes
On this hallows eve, I challenge my readers to stop being so predictable, or at least pretend you aren’t until your friends find out that you’re the type to scream “WOO” while getting white girl wasted.
AH! Feelings!
I encourage you to feel everything. You are going to get your heart broken a million times, so you might as well treasure the tender, yearning moments that come with newfound infatuation.
Face your fears. Watch some porn.
Don’t let porn be that monster under your bed. It seems terrifying in theory, but it’s all in your head.
Beware of the horse girl
Now that I have evened the playing field a bit, there are a few types of girls in college to avoid at all costs.
Talk dirty to me
I’m going to have you talking as dirty as the freshman communal bathrooms and sounding like you should be charging $3.99 a minute. All you need to do is follow my advice and pair it with the right amount of confidence.
Is he out of my league?
The point is, you will never know what you can accomplish until you try. Be secure with the fact that you are someone with pure and direct intentions.
Friends with consequences
This semester I have begun to realize that someone who I have only considered a friend for the past year, may be an opportunity for friends with benefits. Do you think it’s a good idea to welcome some strictly sexual fun while maintaining what we have?
He’s got the yum yum sauce
At the end of your dinner, it’s time to shoot your shot. After you fill out the receipt, leave him your number and a flirty message. Let him know that you also accept tips. Big tips.