There is this guy I used to hook up with a lot in the beginning of fall, and the sex was incredible. Between studying for exams and going home for breaks, we haven’t been getting busy as much as I’d like to. How do I reconnect with him for some finals week stress relief?
Most of us are familiar with the concept of six degrees of separation- the idea is that anyone on the planet can be connected to anyone else in just six steps. However, in a mere two steps, anyone on campus can be connected to someone who has banged a member of the football team.
These certified sex songs are just what the doctor ordered. Prescription signed with a capital V, get ready to bust down to these jams for every version of doing the dirty.
For the first time in my life, I am confused about my sexuality. Having always identified as straight, I unexpectedly started to notice girls a lot more. I am curious what it would be like to be with a woman not only sexually, but also romantically. How would I explore this?
On this hallows eve, I challenge my readers to stop being so predictable, or at least pretend you aren’t until your friends find out that you’re the type to scream “WOO” while getting white girl wasted.
I encourage you to feel everything. You are going to get your heart broken a million times, so you might as well treasure the tender, yearning moments that come with newfound infatuation.
Don’t let porn be that monster under your bed. It seems terrifying in theory, but it’s all in your head.
Now that I have evened the playing field a bit, there are a few types of girls in college to avoid at all costs.
I’m going to have you talking as dirty as the freshman communal bathrooms and sounding like you should be charging $3.99 a minute. All you need to do is follow my advice and pair it with the right amount of confidence.
The point is, you will never know what you can accomplish until you try. Be secure with the fact that you are someone with pure and direct intentions.
This semester I have begun to realize that someone who I have only considered a friend for the past year, may be an opportunity for friends with benefits. Do you think it’s a good idea to welcome some strictly sexual fun while maintaining what we have?
At the end of your dinner, it’s time to shoot your shot. After you fill out the receipt, leave him your number and a flirty message. Let him know that you also accept tips. Big tips.