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Satire: Popularity of debate drinking games causes concern for student health

In anticipation for the third and final presidential debate between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, UHealth has issued the following statement to students: “We are aware...

Fraternity celebrates diversity: ‘We have white guys from all over the...

The University of Miami is well known for being one of the most diverse private research universities in the United States. Its unique geographic...

Poll confirms 10 out of 10 girls are impressed with your...

The University of Miami sociology department recently conducted a poll in partnership with the Herbert Swoleness Center to test how female gym-goers feel about...

Freshman admitted from Kansas, stirring confusion on campus

In an uncharacteristic mistake, the University of Miami Office of Undergraduate Admission has accidentally admitted a student from Topeka, Kansas into the class of...

Students outraged that professor prioritizes academics over social media

History professor Neal Smith has been criticized recently for his apparent lack of concern for the social-media time commitments of students. Smith has been...

Satire: Recent graduates shocked to learn real world isn’t all about...

While University of Miami graduates tend to fare well in the workforce, many Hurricane alumni are facing shocking realities in the world outside of...

Tropical storm Erika disappoints campus by ditching at last minute

Many students were disappointed this weekend after planning a welcoming party for tropical storm Erika only to have the guest of honor flake out. Earlier this weekend,...

CaneFest freebies cause chaos

The fresh-faced class of 2019 was rudely awoken by several trampling incidents that occurred at the annual Canefest on Saturday. The event, attended by...