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DECONSTRUCTING VICE CITY

Although Miami doesn’t constitute the epitome of a metropolis (high rises, different building structures, slabs and slabs of concrete devoid of greenery), Artopia Galleries and Studios erected their Urban Architexture exhibit last Friday night in what has been dubbed the “Avenue of Arts” – huh…you know, that short strip of galleries in the ever-nascent Design District – to show people what this city is made of as local painters and photographers examined, then represented the specific metropolitan architecture of their surrounding.

The mob of people was hectic. $40,000 cars lined along the road as Miami’s older, hip crowd entered through Thriftophia (yes, a thrift store) and into the art exhibit. DJ Le Spam tantalized ears, the bartenders and the buffet kept taste buds entertained, and that hippie smell of incense cut trough nostrils, as the art tried to capture eyes – an all-around sensory experience. David Baca, Robin Hill, Steve Milanowski, Laura Paresky Gould, Rollin Stirman and John Westmark headed their own separate approach to the texture and aesthetic of Miami’s edifices.

However, a common trend found in each piece was the overtone of vibrant, bold colors and accentuations on the city’s shimmering atmosphere.

Notably, Robin Hill’s photos of motels execute this trend remarkably. These shots are exposed long enough to capture the neon gleam of the establishment’s signs. While the angles taken by the artist here aren’t revolutionary, a reoccurring pattern in these buildings is a signature portion jutting out in a fantasia-like welcome post with the logo. Most of the motels are idiosyncratic structures that look warm, edgy and cheap, but they always radiate the tropical hedonism of South Florida. “South Pacific Motel,” with its diagonal bricks and flashy sign phosphorescing as the center of visual impact, is the highlight of the show.

Also, John Westmark’s huge oil painting “City IX” has a bright red background that entices the viewer and an abstract table with a skewed perspective as its front legs curve out at you. At the top is an entire cityscape and imperious lines make this piece stand out with sturdy vertical composition. Here, you’re almost entrapped in the work and beguiled to observe what you can see the city.

Another noteworthy painting is Rollin Stirman’s “Blue Bridge” – a captivating and evocative portrayal of a bridge darting out over the water from city to city. The blue, pink and mauve color motifs are wistful and dreamy as the bridge, cities and sky are all reflected in the water. Two clouds delineate an abstract female and male human being – the former appropriately in pink and the latter in blue. Visualize how it feels when you’re speeding down I-95, going past the skyscrapers and Technicolor lining on the Metrorail overpass as the sunset drips down, and you’ll get an idea of what this painting successfully encapsulates.

Moreover, Laura Paresky Gould’s 16 individual frames dabbles with one’s perception of lines and colors, intermingling disparate patterns – each of which is undoubtedly related and thus produces a cohesive feeling. Ultimately, although all the frames are abstract and sometimes incongruent, when put together, they could become a whole made up of distinctive, though complementary parts, like any good, original piece of architecture.

Urban Artchitexture is on view at Artopia, 2200 NW 2nd Avenue, Miami, through the end of the month. Call 786-554-8516 for more info.

Kira Wisniewski can be reached at kiraw@comcast.net

FILM REVIEW: GIGANTIC (A TALE OF TWO JOHNS) ** 1/2

Followers of They Might Be Giants come in a variety of mentally unstable flavors. From 20-something ladies crying hysterically at record signings to the obsessed TV execs behind “Malcolm in the Middle” and “The Daily Show,” the wacky duo has built a loyal, eccentric fan base after two decades of tireless performances.

At some point, all semi-interesting stories will be made into documentaries, and TMBG gets their shot with Gigantic (A Tale of Two Johns). That isn’t to say the band’s history – and more importantly, their music – isn’t quirky and insightful enough to warrant a feature film. In fact, they deserve better than this new tribute.

Gigantic is devoted to two Johns, Flansburgh and Linnell, who met in grade school, became chummy and started the band. Both look like they should be working at Office Depot, not front men for a successful quasi-rock band, but noone’s seem to noticed and if they have they hope noone else will. They have a three-man backup band (they’re all named Dan, completing a solid full house of first names), but fans adore Flansburgh for his dorky glasses and plaid shirts, and, sure, his gifted guitar playing. Linnell, the quieter of the two, plays an accordion in most songs, and the two share the vocals and the writing responsibilities.

The band started on the New York City club scene, and their unusual style garnered immediate interest from the desperate-for-creativity ’80s crowd. Part of their success is due to a brilliant marketing method that they birthed out of Flansburgh’s one-bedroom Brooklyn apartment long before they gained national exposure. Almost daily, the Johns would record a song onto an answering machine, along with a message about upcoming shows and record sales. They then posted mysterious ads about this invention, called Dial-A-Song, on bulletin boards all over the city, and calls poured in. The number supposedly still works, but it’s now nearly impossible to get through, since the $2 vintage answering machine can’t hold enough messages while the guys are on tour.

From a music history standpoint, Gigantic is competent, which isn’t difficult to muster when they get 100 minutes to do what normally is shown on VH1 in half an hour. But the documentary really falters when inexperienced director A.J. Schnack tries to get fancy. The most annoying example is when he inserts wasted cameos by the band’s celebrity fans. Ostensibly it would be funny and interesting to hear what comic notables Andy Richter, Michael McKean, Harry Shearer, and Janeane Garofalo have to say about the band, but instead, Schnack has them stare at the camera and recite lyrics from random TMBG songs – huh?

Given the shoddy direction, the better parts of the film arrive from the Giants’ performances; so why not throw in a few more of those in place of the lyric mumbling, or better still, ask these funny people some questions? This odd distraction aside, one that comes off as a desperation attempt hoping to add commercial viability, the rest of Gigantic is just the camera following the band around and interviewing people influential in their success.

Irony isn’t hard to dig up in a movie that serves to finally document these brilliantly innovative and generally underexposed musicians, yet remains so plain and boring in its delivery. Again, it might as well have been an “E! True Hollywood Story” – actually their lack of attractiveness wouldn’t cut it – but a “VH1 Behind the Music” episode is a sure shot. The only saving grace past the first hour is the two Johns.

Neither of them is really charming or interesting on their own, but once they get on the stage, they are undeniably captivating. A lot of people won’t “get” their music, especially when they shift from fairly standard rock songs like “Don’t Let’s Go” to something like “Particle Man,” which is basically a kid’s song with deeper emotional implications. But that’s exactly why the people who do tend to be fanatical.

This is a story of showbiz, how two smart, intelligent guys without perfect cheek bones and abs have earned critical respect and appearances on “Late Night With Conan O’Brien” and “The Daily Show,” the latter of which they created the theme song for. They also won an Emmy for “Boss of Me,” the theme for “Malcolm in the Middle.”

In one scene TMBG sign their new album at a midnight appearance in a small record store. The camera turns from the guys and pans across the sizable crowd, which with any other band would likely result in passionate fans screaming and pushing. For TMBG there’s no response at all, not one person seems to care about being on film, they’re merely there for the band – which is how you’ll feel seeing this in the theatre.

You can call Dial-A-Song from your roommate’s cell phone at 718-387-6962. Good luck getting through.

Shawn Wines can be reached at shawnwines@aol.com.

IT’S SO GOOD BEING BLACK, BUT IT SUCKS BEING RICH

If you don’t live across the street from Fat Beats in New York, in Iceland or aren’t my ex-roommate you probably have no idea who the hell J-Zone is. Whatever, I’ll just go ahead and say it like some post-op trans in ’86, “He’s like sooo talented, and, like, I think he doesn’t look ugly cause he’s got that non-black, black sheep charm about him.”

Wordicus, I’m about to drop some turdicus on your off-beat nodding heezay, thanks to a Hulk Hogan movie-styled interview (think Zeus, not Mr. Nanny). Damn, all that just to avoid typing No Holds Barred – y’all are sleeping.

J-Zone and his Gorilla Pimp$ are creeping like swim suits in your grandmom’s ass, so that’s enough of a reason to pretend like ya know what is up when you spend all day on the phone trying to get some girl or guy you don’t even like, like, “Come ova’ to the house.” $ick of Being Rich, Zone’s third LP, is out all over the planet like dat ol’ Terminator’s tan muscle head. Holla.

L&A: Sorry to be calling you a little late.
J-Z: Ain’t no thang but a chicken wang on a strang.

L&A: Glad to see that metaphor is still in use. The promo we got had you saying shit like “Don’t download my shit bitch or I’ll beat you with a switch.” That got pretty damn annoying…
J-Z: That’s the distributor, they make you talk shit over the thing like every minute or so, to keep the Internet from getting too happy. I’ve heard worse though, like every five seconds. I try to spread my shit out.

L&A: What’s the response been like?
J-Z: I got a good response in New York. I got a real good response overseas. A lot of people who like my earlier stuff don’t like this one but I don’t give a shit, I like this one the best.

L&A: You’re stingy huh?
J-Z: J-Zone is a character; J is the person. Some days J can become J-Zone. Some days J is just J. Just good ol’ J. Take care of his grandmother and all that good shit. Some days I’m just like, “Fuck it, this girl wanna get over on me, a’ight bet. I’ma buy her some shit, get what I want then take it back.” It’s all in good fun, but I can talk some shit.

L&A: Does it ever catch up to you?
J-Z: Arnold Schwarzenegger, he plays Rambo, but he doesn’t go around with an AK just blowin’ up shit; Stallone ain’t gonna walk the strip and just knock people out.

L&A: Are you black?
J-Z: I’ll say it this time.

L&A: Break it down for me, dude!
J-Z: I’ll break it down. I got asked when I first came out, I’m real light skinned, people were confused, they’d be like “Is he Spanish?”

L&A: I didn’t know what flavor was up in the mix.
J-Z: I black, my mother’s my complexion my father’s darker. People would e-mail me links like, “Check out this hip hop message board,” and there’d be like 150 posts about what color I was, rather than if the album wuz dope, that’s some ho shit. I used to talk shit on my songs like “Figure it out, take the dick out your mouth.”

L&A: Dude you totally called it, I have this huge wiener in my hand…this is a gay newspaper by the way.
J-Z: Doh god.

L&A: Gorilla Pimp$ is a very fine name for a clique.
J-Z: We are the new kings of R&B. I’m Captain Back$lap, aka the Tom Jone$ of rap, the 2003 Bobby Brown, we don’t have an “s” in our alphabet, only dollar $igns. My partner is Dick $tallions – he’$ actually the Black $inatra.

L&A: $o, i$ he rocking blue contact len$e$?
J-Z: We ain’t into that $halomar $hit, we come on $tage with a couple dead animal$ on. A$PCA people don’t come to our $hows.

L&A: Draped in a lion?
J-Z: I have a coat made of O$trich, Dodo and Emu.

L&A: Oh Dodo$, aren’t they extinct?
J-Z: They’re only extinct becau$e of my coat. Everything I wear is previou$ly living.

L&A: $ocks too, like $nakeskin $ocks?
J-Z: $trictly chinchilla. It’$ all about wearing animal$ all the time.

L&A: $o, who’$ your $pirit guide?
J-Z: A chinchilla.

L&A: You ever get $tiffed at $hows from promoter$?
J-Z: Oh yeah, all the time. I did a $how in France la$t year, this promoter tried to u$e the language barrier to $tiff us, he knew perfect Engli$h but he’d act like he ain’t know.. Al-$hid, my partner, he wound up beating the $hit out of the guy and throwing him down $ome $tairs.

L&A: And he’$ like, “What eeezzz dee moneeeee?”
J-Z: He was like, “The $how be very big, we have many moneee,” I’m like “$hut up!” Know what I’m $aying? It ju$t got out of control. Even if you got contract$, you can $till get $tiffed. At the end of the day, I gotta be a gorilla about that $hit.

Other than just talking shit, J-Zone keeps busy with a monthly column in HHC (a respected London magazine: Hip Hop Connection), and has a beat coming out on Biz Markie’s latest album. He wanna work with JT Money and Devin the Dude, and, and, and…I think it’ll be best to leave it at this: I’m not trying to save the art form, I’m just here to have fun ’cause you don’t know how long this shit’s gonna last. Make some money have some fun and when you’re done you ain’t got no regrets. Wordicus.

$ick of Being Rich is out now on Fat Beats, so cop dat and give J’s grandmom some paper.

$v…nah, ova dat…Sven Barth can be reached at big_sven@hotmail.com.

Winslow comes through

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Kellen Winslow simply was not going to let the Hurricanes lose to West Virginia last Thursday night.

Facing a critical fourth-and-13 situation from their own 25-yard line, the Hurricanes needed a miracle to avoid being virtually eliminated from the national championship race. With their title hopes hanging in the balance, the ‘Canes relied on their best player to save the day.

After throwing two short passes to Jarrett Payton and misfiring on a third attempt, junior quarterback Brock Berlin threw a high pass over the middle of the field intended for Winslow, and the junior tight end was able to come up with an acrobatic 18-yard reception to keep the drive going.

Berlin then connected with Payton for 16 yards, Ryan Moore for nine yards, and found senior Kevin Beard for 11 yards, bringing the Hurricanes to the Mountaineers’ 21-yard line. Beard then drew a pass interference penalty to put the ‘Canes on the six-yard line, setting up Jon Peattie’s fifth field goal of the game to help UM escape with a 22-20 victory.

The win would not have been possible if it wasn’t for Winslow. Berlin felt that the fourth down catch settled the entire offense down and enabled the signal-caller to find a rhythm when he needed it most.

“Kellen made that huge fourth down catch and I think that got us going. We were able to build off of that,” Berlin said.

Head Coach Larry Coker gave Winslow all of the credit for giving the ‘Canes a chance to win at the end of the game.

“It came down to a fourth down play, and a great player made a great play. Kellen Winslow kept us alive, kept us in the game,” Coker said.

It was a breakout game of sorts for Winslow, who was receiving more room to make short catches and avoid the constant double and triple teaming that had kept his number of receptions down in prior weeks.

“A lot of the teams in the past have been double-teaming him [Kellen]…they gave us a lot of underneath stuff…and every time I can get Kellen the ball I’m going to get him the ball,” Berlin said.

Winslow felt that he could not be stopped when West Virginia put him in single coverage situations.

“They would blitz, and it was one-on-one. If it’s one-on-one, then I’m going to win,” Winslow said.

Winslow finished the game with 10 catches for 104 yards, numbers that could put him back into the wide-open Heisman race. Despite the impressive statistics and dramatic victory, however, Winslow and the rest of the ‘Canes were mutually displeased with their performance.

“We’re really disappointed [with the performance],” Winslow said. “We have to capitalize on those drives [in the red zone]. But the field goal really lifted out spirits.”

Winslow feels that the team needs to clean up the sloppy play that has plagued the Hurricanes in almost every game this season.

“We have to get our stuff straight. I mean, we’re a confident team, but we have to get our stuff straight,” Winslow said. “We just have to toughen up. We need to buckle down and get in the end zone.”

According to Winslow, what makes the ‘Canes special is the fact that they truly control their own destiny each game. The reason why they had to pull off a last-minute win against West Virginia was because they put themselves in the desperate situation by making turnovers and failing to convert deep in Mountaineer territory.

“We always know that we’re going to win. We just make it harder on ourselves. [The drive] was what champions are made of,” Winslow said.

Great Escape UM wins on Peattie field goal, lose Gore for entire season

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Sophomore tailback Frank Gore tore the anterior cruciate ligament in his left knee during the first quarter of play against West Virginia Thursday night at the Orange Bowl. Gore, who had four carries for 15 yards, went down clutching his knee after making the first first down of the game for Miami. He will not return this season, according to ESPN.com. Gore leads the Hurricanes in rushing with 468 yards. He had a similar injury to his right knee in 2002, sidelining him for much of the season. Strong safety Maurice Sikes also was hurt, spraining his right knee during the second quarter of play. Sikes is listed as day-to-day but will not have to undergo surgery. The already injured Baraka Atkins was replaced Thursday by freshman Bryan Pata, who had three tackles.

PEATTIE BREAKS RECORD WITH GAME-WINNER
Red shirt freshman kicker Jon Peattie kicked five field goals against the Mountaineers to set a Hurricane record. The ‘Canes had successfully kicked four field goals in a single game 10 times in their history. Peattie had kicked five field goals this season prior to Thursday’s game. The third kick of the game was 43 yards, Peattie’s career-best, made with 3:11 remaining in the third quarter. His other kicks were 22, 32, 30, and 23 yards long. His last field goal gave the Hurricanes the victory with 11 seconds left in the contest. He also added an extra point after Miami’s sole touchdown of the evening.
“I never expected it at all,” Peattie said. “I just felt like I couldn’t miss.”

BERLIN’S SHAKY START WEAKENS THE STORM
Berlin had a less-than-explosive performance, throwing two interceptions and completing 37 of 54 passes. He converted on a key fourth-and-13 play, connecting with Kellen Winslow for a first down late in the fourth quarter with West Virginia leading 20-19. Berlin utilized many different receivers, completing passes to nine teammates, including Jason Geathers for a 22-yard touchdown.
“We’ll take a win any way we can,” Berlin said. “We’re excited about Florida State and we’ll be ready.”
SLOPPY PLAY
Miami fumbled three times, turning the ball over to West Virginia once. The ‘Canes went five-for-15 on third down conversions. The Mountaineers fumbled twice, losing both to UM. WVU went one-of-10 on third downs and were penalized 12 times for a total of 93 yards. The Hurricanes rushed for just 88 yards on 28 carries, while the Mountaineers gained 170 on 37 carries. WVU’s Kay-Jay Harris had five kickoff returns for 122 yards. Miami’s Darnel Jenkins retuned five for 98 yards. Roscoe Parrish had three punt returns for 20 yards.

WINSLOW’S CATCH SETS UP WIN
Facing fourth and 13 with 1:10 remaining in the game, Winslow hauled in a high pass from Berlin, landing in first down territory. This set up the rest of the drive that included a pass completion to Jarrett Payton for 16 yards, one to Ryan Moore for nine, and a third to Kevin Beard for 11 yards and a first down. Berlin’s pass on first-and-10 was incomplete to Beard, but a shower of flags for pass interference moved the ball 15 yards to the West Virginia six yard-line, setting up the Peattie game-winning field goal after three consecutive Mountaineer time-outs.
Despite the win, Head Coach Larry Coker was not convinced the ‘Canes were playing to their potential after a bye-week.
“I really didn’t see the rhythm I hoped to see with the time off [that we had],” Coker said.

MISCELLANEOUS
Under Coker, the ‘Canes are 14-1 in night games…They are 1-0 vs. West Virginia on ESPN’s Thursday Night College Football…Miami last played the Mountaineers in the Orange Bowl on Thursday October 25, 2001 and are 45-3 all-time against WVU…ESPN analyst Lee Corso had few nice words to say about the ‘Canes all night during the telecast, as usual…Hurricane alum Ray Lewis graced the sideline and was greeted by a nice ovation from the crowd…Sikes was caught using a cellular phone from the sideline but later cleared up the controversy with Coker…The ‘Canes face cross-state rival and soon-to-be conference rival Florida State this Saturday at noon in Doak Campbell Stadium.

Hurricanes must find mental focus

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The UM football team has spoiled fans and silenced critics with outstanding play on the field and exceptional behavior off the field over the past three seasons. However, what they did on the field last Thursday night in their 22-20 victory over West Virginia deserves no praise at all.

In actuality, the entire season thus far should not be considered a great success. Success goes far beyond wins and losses, especially on the collegiate level. So far, this year’s squad has overlooked lesser opponents and taken the field with a cocky arrogance that has not been backed up by stellar play.

What I will proceed to rant about is obvious concerns that this football team must address; yet they never seem to address these problems simply because the bumps in the road have yet to lead to a defeat.

To begin with, the Hurricanes continuously play down to their lesser opponents, seemingly always having their next big time opponent on their mind. It is true that UM has had convincing wins over the likes of weaker opponents this season such as Louisiana Tech, East Carolina, and Boston College. But what I don’t see in these games is hunger and motivation by players. This was clearly evident in Miami’s comeback victory against state rival Florida. The ‘Canes did not take UF seriously – an opponent who came in motivated and almost got past the talent gap because the Gators simply wanted it more.

Miami is getting by on mere talent. Talent alone will not beat FSU on Saturday, and surely won’t beat Virginia Tech and Pittsburgh on the road, not to mention Tennessee’s visit to the Orange Bowl on Nov. 8.

Where else must I place the initial blame than on the UM coaching staff? In college, the role of the coaching staff plays a substantial role in motivating players on the field no matter what is at stake.

With this said, I’m not going to tell you that Miami players must treat the West Virginia game with the same ferocity and competitive drive that they will on Saturday in Tallahassee. However, they need to find some sort of middle ground, and the coaching staff must inject this competitive drive into the hearts of the Hurricane players.

Lesser opponents treat contests against the Hurricanes as their Super Bowl. Miami must realize that in order to win the National Championship, they must start placing a greater emphasis on every contest, just as they did in their 2001 title run.

Now don’t mistake a closely fought game like UM’s scare at Boston College in 2001 with how the game last Thursday was played. The Hurricanes gave the Mountaineers no credit and that showed early in the game. Antrel Rolle got into a scrap with a WVU player, and so did Kellen Winslow on numerous occasions.

Winslow is as gifted a player as there is in the nation right now, as his game-saving catch proved. But Winslow is supposed to make big plays against every opponent. So why get into it with WVU players on every successful play you make? There is a huge difference between showing confidence and competitive drive on the field than displaying arrogant swagger.

This arrogance needs to be addressed by the Hurricane coaching staff. Larry Coker must discipline his players and get the message across immediately if this team wants to play in New Orleans come January. Former UM coach Butch Davis would not tolerate any of the shenanigans that occurred against West Virginia. Does this program want to go back to the Dennis Erickson days – a time when only making big plays and winning mattered? Class and character was not required in those days and look what happened. Probation.

I know Larry Coker is a class act. However, he now faces his biggest challenge. He must make the Hurricanes more disciplined and must find a way to get these kids motivated for every contest.

The Hurricanes are supposed to make big plays and need to spend more of their energy producing on the field rather than using that energy up on the few big plays they have made this year. Frankly, this year’s squad is not talented enough to win a championship if they continue to show this cocky arrogance on the field. The same goes for not respecting the opponents. UM’s performance thus far proves this.

Brock Berlin continues to throw costly interceptions, receivers are dropping passes, and the biggest strength on this team, the defense, still is giving up too many big plays. To add insult to injury, Frank Gore is now lost for the season. In my opinion Jarrett Payton is not the answer. I hope that Coker realizes this as well. If he does, look for Jason Geathers to move back to tailback and possibly take over the starting nod in weeks to come.

With this said, I still think the ‘Canes can go unbeaten this year and win their second title in three years.

This will not be possible if the coaching staff does not fix the problems that have easy remedies. As for the play on the field, that is solely in the hands of the UM players.

I am not saying the Miami must go undefeated this season, because God knows we have all been spoiled over the past couple of years. However, they must fix the character issues and improve their mental preparation. UM can lose three or four more games this year and I won’t rag on the squad if they give it their best and do so while being focused.

Let’s just hope adjustments are made on Saturday, or else this could be a very long season.

You can reach Brian Poliakoff at b.poliakoff@umiami.edu.

‘Canes sweep B.C. Eagles

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The Hurricanes eased their way to a 3-0 victory Sunday over Big East rival Boston College at the Knight Sports Complex. Miami (13-4, 3-0) extends its home win streak to seven games, remaining undefeated in Coral Gables this season.

Junior outside hitter Valeria Tipiana had a team-high 15 kills, including four assists. Senior outside hitter Leyre Santaella Sante followed with 13 kills and one service ace. Freshman setter Jill Robinson picked up 43 assists and 11 digs on the day, adding a service ace. Sophomore middle blocker Robin Lewullis led with seven blocks and added eight kills to the offense.

“We had great offensive performances from everyone, especially Val [Tipiana],” said Head Coach Nicole Lantagne Welch.

In the first game, Santaella Sante led with five kills. Freshman setter Jill Robinson managed 13 assists and five digs. The ‘Canes started off strong, cruising past the Eagles. Two Santaella Sante kills opened up the offense, and a Tipiana and Karla Johnson block improved the score to 5-1. A pair of nail-biting rallies both ended in favor of the Hurricanes, including an out-of-bounds save made by junior outside hitter Ashley Youngs. It was all smiles and laughter in the huddles between points as the ‘Canes allowed themselves to relax without being any less aggressive. The celebration seemed to help their momentum rise over the hump of four services errors. A BC net violation froze the Eagles at 16 for a lengthy period, allowing Miami to finish the job 30-17.

“The game plan was to execute everything we did in practice,” said Santaella Sante. “It was totally a team effort.”

The Miami side looked like quite a different team during the beginning of game two. They played sloppily in the beginning, getting off to a 0-2 start. They later rallied to catch up and tie the score at 15. Their initial struggle was visible in their demeanor, pumped-up attitudes quickly fading. Tipiana helped along the slow comeback, giving the ‘Canes their first lead of the game at 18-17. They bounced back and forth between stellar shots and ruts where returning the ball seemed impossible. They were able to pull through thanks to a Tipiana kill that set up the game-winning Lewullis-Tyson block (30-27).

Game three brought another slow start for UM, as the excitement in the huddles gave way to solemn strategy-talking. A kill and a pair of blocks from Lewullis gave the ‘Canes a comfortable lead of 22-17 as it became all smiles on the bench during the following time-out. A Tyson kill seemed to wake the crowd out of a slumber to its feet. The Eagles couldn’t make it out of the hold Miami had, hitting the last shot of the match out-of-bounds. Miami finished 30-19.

Although the kills were pivotal to the win, “It started at the net,” said Lantagne Welch. “Robin [Lewullis] had some incredible blocks.”

Preparation was key in the victory over BC, who fell to Pittsburgh on September 28 but defeated both West Virginia and Virginia Tech. Miami is set to play all three of these Big East teams later in the season.

“We tried to do some things to help execute [what we saw from BC’s tape],” said Lantagne Welch.

Santaella Sante is sure the team is determined to keep their streak alive, in hopes of being crowned Big East Champions.

“We know we can do the job,” she said. “We have done a pretty good job of getting over the mistakes and getting back in the game.”

The ‘Canes continue Big East play as they host Georgetown Friday at 7 and Villanova Sunday at 2 in the Knight Sports Complex.

Melissa Teich can be reached at melissateich@hotmail.com.

Miller earning national attention for Miami golf

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It is the dream of every young female golfer to play on the LPGA tour at some point in their life. A professional career could easily become a reality for junior golfer Tina Miller.
Miller, a Miami native, came into the season fresh off a tie for 26th at the NCAA Regionals last season. In her first tournament this year, Miller posted a three round total of two-under par to win the Cougar Classic, her third collegiate victory, and helped propel UM to a third place finish. This solid finish made Miller the No. 4 golfer in the nation at the time. She is currently ranked No. 14 overall.
“It was an honor to see that I was ranked in the top five, and even though I’m No. 14 now, my goal at the beginning of the year was to finish in the top twenty,” Miller said.
Her success has translated into success for the entire team. The Hurricanes debuted at No. 7 in the national rankings last week and are currently ranked No. 19 overall.
“Tina is a great leader of this team,” Head Coach Lela Cannon said. “She is the captain and everyone has a great deal of respect for her.”
It can be argued that golf is the hardest game to learn. The difference between the great golfers and the good ones lie in their ability to bounce back when they are struggling. Tina Miller has mastered the art of always remaining positive.
“If I get into a funk and I’m not hitting the ball well, I just realize that I’m a good golfer, and I’ve played for 13 years, so I can get through it,” she said. “I just try to remain as optimistic as I can.”
A recent issue in golf has been whether or not women should be able to play on the men’s tour. Annika Sorenstam recently competed with the men in a PGA Tour Event. Tina Miller has had experience playing with male golfers at Archbishop Curley Notre Dame High School.
“Annika was given a sponsor’s exemption so that spot was given to her, and as long as any girl is not taking a spot from a guy on the Tour, I don’t think it’s a problem,” Miller said. “I played high school golf with guys, I’ve been through it, I’ve been ridiculed and asked ‘why aren’t you playing from the red tees?'”
Even though Miller has had success playing golf, she knows that she still has to improve before she can attempt to turn pro. Success on the professional tour is not easy, and she will need to continuously improve if she wants to win on the LPGA Tour.
“Ever since I started playing golf, when I was young, I have wanted to turn pro,” Miller said. “Coach Cannon has taught me mentally that I can go out there and turn pro, but I know I have a lot I need to improve on, and that’s why I am here, to practice and to work towards that.”
Miller definitely has a career in the sport of golf, but that’s not the only reason she is attending the University of Miami. She is a dedicated student and she wants to complete her college education.
“I’m excited that I am attending school because I really want to graduate with my degree,” Miller said.
It isn’t hard to figure out what makes Miller a great golfer. She is dedicated, hard working, and puts time in at practice. The team is poised to have its best season in a long time, and they have Miller to thank for it.
“She is devoted, dedicated, and motivated. She’s not only a great player, but she is a great ambassador for the game of golf,” Cannon said. “She always looks great and people love to watch her play.”

Darren Grossman can be reached at DRG215@aol.com

We found no weapons- is it too late to apologize?

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The former UN weapons inspector who was leading the search for illegal weapons in Iraq, Mr. David Kay himself, has released a draft report stating that they kind of failed to find any of those weapons we went to war over. Whoops.

This is just a draft report. The CIA is making sure to remind us that even though he’s back home after four months of searching that they’re not going to “rule anything in or out.” After all, any day now he might be getting himself a cup of coffee in his nice little Virginia office when he’ll suddenly remember how that camel in An Najaf was sitting on a pile of anthrax, not sand. Though I’m not sure how something like that could have escaped either him or the 1,400 other members of the Iraqi Survey Group. Then again, given that “The Sopranos” is one of the most watched shows on television, I wouldn’t be surprised if he suddenly “remembers” in the next couple of weeks.

Sure he found evidence of some “dual-use equipment” in his search of chemical plants, but you use the same type of petri dish for chemical weapons as you do for little Timmy’s lima bean-and-coke third grade science project. And what does the Bush administration have to say so far? It’s been months since they’ve brought up the trailers that supposedly showed illicit weapons in Iraq. Except for Cheney, who in a recent interview brought them up saying they made anthrax, smallpox, or something else he wasn’t sure of, but definitely a weapon. Given that a few weeks ago he was the one talking about a link between Iraq and September 11, forcing Bush to publicly deny it, one starts to doubt the accuracy of Vice President Cheney’s statements. It’s almost as if “inform the Vice President” ranks very low on the Administration’s “to do” list, right under “change the linen.” He almost merits an oversight committee of his own.

Other than that it was last Monday when President Bush stated that Saddam Hussein probably buried or dispersed all his weapons of mass destruction, and that Mr. Kay would take “a while” to figure out what happened to them. To his credit, two days to answer the question “well, did you find anything?” does actually count as “a while,” though it’s interesting to note how Kay didn’t give even this preliminary view until Wednesday, right after Bush’s Tuesday appeal to the UN which clearly mentioned Hussein’s illegal weapons. Without that stirring argument, Bush may not have been able to sway those two or three people who somewhat believed him.

So what happens now? In all probability, a few months of the CIA watching slideshows of Kay’s entire trip until election time comes. What’s troubling is how a recent Fox news poll showed that 64% of Americans believe the next international issue we need to deal with is the possibility of Iran having nuclear weapons. Iranian Foreign Minister Kharrazi just declared that Iran has the means to make nuclear power, not nuclear weapons.

Sure, and we believed that other guy. Lets just hope Iran doesn’t need liberating any time soon.

Endre Enyedy is a senior and can be contacted at endre_enyedy@yahoo.com.

U.S. needs to learn how to play fair in trade talks

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The game of Risk has it all: my very own impenetrable army of loyal followers, a map featuring great nations like Irkutsk, and most importantly, the chance to become Supreme Dictator of the World. Honestly, I can’t see why I haven’t tried world domination for real. Then I remember my impenetrable army is made out of plastic units. Perhaps it is for the best because I’ve found that when commanding my army of plastic units, I am more likely to make otherwise suicidal decisions, such as attacking others even if it actually hurts me worse. Oddly, when it comes to regulating the global marketplace, the same sort of strategy is being applied to actual people as well as plastic units.

Judging by the events of the past conference of the World Trade Oraganization in Cancun, there isn’t much of a distinction. In theory, free trade is a good thing because it should provide growth all around as everyone involved has more markets in which to sell their goods. The problem is that almost all the countries involved in the WTO want to tweak the theory to make it only go one way, so that they receive all the benefits without the risks. To a degree, I can understand why poorer countries feel the need to approach free trade cautiously, but I cannot understand why the E.U. and U.S. are so insistent on, for example, spending billions to subsidize industries that aren’t able to meet market prices. Neither wants to get rid of their subsidies first because then one has a huge advantage over the other. Moreover, in the U.S., both Democrats and Republicans have their own interests in keeping subsidies. So each administration promises to make them more efficient, but you know how that goes. In the meantime, trade doesn’t get any freer or fairer.

While hoping that the many countries of the WTO will suddenly agree is a bit naOve, I fear that the US will continue to apply its strategy across the board. As talks concerning the Free Trade Area of the Americas loom, I can only hope the U.S. will make every attempt to play fair.

Elaine Ayo can be contacted at eayo@umsis.miami.edu.

Students not required to study abroad through UM

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Studying abroad for a semester is a popular form of exploration and adventure for many fortunate college students; however, students might not be aware that they are not confined to only those programs and countries offered by their home university.

Interested in studying in Italy for a semester through the University of Miami? Be aware that students may attend an Italian university, and must first have at least three semesters of college Italian, or be fluent enough to comprehend the lessons, while still maintaining a minimum 2.5 GPA. Regardless of what students are “advised,” nobody has to settle for strictly the study abroad programs existing through their home university, and can, in fact, study a semester in the country of their choice.

Many universities throughout the country offer study abroad programs, often with their own lavish campus. For example, New York University offers an abroad program in Florence where it proudly educates its students at La Pietra grounds, a 57-acre estate of five villas. Reliving the elegance of the Renaissance for an entire semester offers the advantage of getting to know a particular area. In contrast, other programs such as Semester at Sea, (www.semesteratsea.com) offers school-credited curriculums on a 23,000-ton passenger vessel that cruises to over eleven different countries.

In order to take a semester abroad through any of the various programs outside of University of Miami, one must take a leave of absence. The process should be handled sufficiently in advance, and with the help from an advisor. Depending on current school-credit standing, students may have to appeal to The Academic Review Committee before being permitted to take a leave of absence. This is due to the fact that the university would like all students to complete the last 45 credits in residence. Prior pre-approval of classes that will be taken abroad is absolutely obligatory to obtain the credit transfer. After the signatures are received, make copies for personal records and give the originals to your advisor who will keep them in your academic file. Once the semester commences, and the leave of absence begins, the student becomes inactive throughout school records until readmission back into the university. Re-admission is simple and requires a straightforward form sent into the registrars office prior to the semester of return.

If one dreams of seeing the world, one must embrace the challenges involved. With advance planning these challenges can easily be conquered, resulting in a lifetime experience that is irreplaceable with that of time.

Alex Friedman can be contacted at alexandrafriedman@yahoo.com.

Be a part of coming out week

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The city that I was born and raised in is not famous for its diversity or accepting nature. The people of Naples, FL, are generally rich-white-old-bigoted folk. When I came to UM, I learned about a completely different world. I came to a city and a campus that are generally accepting of the broad diversity of human sexuality. Coming Out Week is a wonderful example of this diversity. People who identify anywhere along a wide spectrum of sexuality, whether it be lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgendered, queer, questioning, straight, or whatever you wish to call yourself, are able to unite to achieve the basic goals of equality and an end to discrimination.

A little over a year ago, I was involved in a summer internship here at UM when I heard something horrible: certain bigots had organized a petition to remove the words “sexual orientation” from the Miami-Dade Human Rights Ordinance. If this proposal were to be approved by county voters, then it would have again become legal to discriminate against individuals – in housing, employment, and other areas – based simply on sexual orientation. I joined a group called SAVE Dade, whose mission was to inform the voters that this was wrong, that discrimination must be kept illegal and that it was not a case of “special preference” for the sexual minority community. We called undecided voters; we held up signs on street corners; we even stood outside the polls on Election Day trying to change the minds of uninformed voters at the last minute. Luckily, county question 14 was barely voted down on 9/10/02, and discrimination is illegal for now in Miami-Dade County and in a select number of other jurisdictions around the country. The process is far from complete.

I am proud to be part of a university that works to honor the value of diversity. I am proud that UM offers a Domestic Partners Benefit plan to its employees. I am proud that groups such as SpectrUM can organize the events it does, like Coming Out Week, and get such an accepting response. I am proud that the College of Arts and Sciences offers classes like EPS 340, the Psychology and History of Sexual Identity, which I am currently taking. This class presents a research-based approach to contemporary and more out-of-date models and views of homosexuality. When you learn that homosexuality was clinically regarded as pathological until late in this century, and about the sorts of discrimination and bias enforced by the heterosexist community, and about the unique developmental pathways these individuals experience, intolerance seems to float away.

Go to some event at Coming Out Week and remember that this is just a week of a feeling that needs to persist perennially, that the way everyone acts this week should be the norm, and not one week out of fifty-two.

Samuel Lockhart

Opinion Editor, Miami Hurricane