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Friday, March 29, 2024
March 29 , 2024

Dealing with Valentine’s Day aftermath

To make things worse, my back-to-back Valentine’s Day dates with two different Hecht residents did not go as planned. They left me hungry for more. A lot more.

Surviving V-Day alone

How many times in your life are you going to have the freedom that you do now?

New Year, New Boo

So right now, everything is great. Except for one thing: you’re cuffed up. And that’s a problem because uncuffing season has officially begun.

V’s break from celibacy

Welcome back, Horny-Canes. V knows what you’ve been up to this past week. And V has participated.

Happy ho ho holidays

He’s carrying a large package just for you.

Think, thank, thot

We’ve talked about the dangers of hooking up with your long list of ex-lovers when you’re home for break, but I’ve changed my mind.

Having some Homecumming fun with alumni

This past weekend campus was flooded with older, handsome, probably rich alumni of the University of Miami. To rephrase – campus was filled with potential sugar daddies.

Spooky, sexy UM-related Halloween costumes

For Halloween this year, we’re doing better than wearing lingerie and cat ears.

So you’ve got feelings for a freshman

It’s been more than two years since someone actually emailed us, but now we can make like Steve from Blue’s Clues and say, “We just got a letter! Wonder who it’s from?”

Fall break f**k-up… revisiting my ex

It felt like high school again. You know, back when we all had wills to live.

V'S Take