He’s carrying a large package just for you.
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Think, thank, thot
We’ve talked about the dangers of hooking up with your long list of ex-lovers when you’re home for break, but I’ve changed my mind.
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Having some Homecumming fun with alumni
This past weekend campus was flooded with older, handsome, probably rich alumni of the University of Miami. To rephrase – campus was filled with potential sugar daddies.
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Spooky, sexy UM-related Halloween costumes
For Halloween this year, we’re doing better than wearing lingerie and cat ears.
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So you’ve got feelings for a freshman
It’s been more than two years since someone actually emailed us, but now we can make like Steve from Blue’s Clues and say, “We just got a letter! Wonder who it’s from?”
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Fall break f**k-up… revisiting my ex
It felt like high school again. You know, back when we all had wills to live.
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Forget foliage – fall’s baby fever season.
While autumn may be the start of cuffing season, I want to go a step further. I want to have a baby.
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Meeting people in person
The day I have been dreading has finally come: I have run out of people to swipe on Tinder. I have run out of people to swipe on Bumble. I have run out of people to swipe on Hinge.
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How to be a side hoe
My momma always told me that no matter what I do, I should do it to the best of my ability. So here’s my take on how to be the best possible side hoe.
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To all the f*ckboys who didn’t love me
What do you say to someone who stopped talking to you after what was some of the most passable sex of your life?
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It’s V’s 10th Birthday, y’all!
Catch me hanging out in my birthday suit, laying in bed with a pint of Ben and Jerry’s and the only two men I need in my life – Jack (Daniel’s Tennesee Whiskey) and Tito( Handmade Vodka).
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V is single and ready to…stay single
Looking back, I think my relationship was more toxic than Britney Spears dancing in a puddle of nuclear waste. (Alexa, play ‘Toxic’ by Britney Spears.)