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March 29 , 2024

Dear V: This hopeless romantic needs help…

I feel safe writing under anonymity, but merely typing these words is still difficult. I have been in college for five years now, and that is an entirely different conversation. As a freshman and even 'til now I have been in emotional gridlock, frustrated in the fact that I can't seem to find a decent young lady who appreciates me as much as I would appreciate her.

Dear V: I don’t want meddlers…

I have a problem. My family, while very loving, has a tendency to meddle a little too much in my life.

Dear V: I’m not the babe on the side…

I feel more Marilyn Monroe than Jackie O. Over half of the men who hit on me happen to be in relationships.

Dear V: Should this player go and play?

I am in a relationship that is going on three years. My girlfriend is graduating in a few months and I will be at school for the fall. I am starting to realize that I want my space and time to party while still in college.

Dear V: I have the sexual experience of an elementary schooler

I've been flirting with a few guys recently and it's gotten me thinking and worried. I've got pretty much the same amount of sexual experience as an elementary schooler at a playground.

Dear V: I think my BFF’s BF plays for the other team…

Last night I met my best friend’s new boyfriend. As soon as he opened his mouth I knew there was a problem. I think my best friend’s boyfriend is gay.

Dear V: Do I have the balls to ask for this?

I have a problem. So my girlfriend and I have been trying new things and there is just one thing I am really nervous about asking: I really want her to lick my balls.

Dear V: I’m a conflicted confidante

I have a problem that is causing me a lot of stress involving my best friend. The other day my friend called me and told me that she had phone sex with another man. I don’t know what to do.

Dear V: Is it costly to have a gay friend with benefits?

Gay guy friends are the best kind of guy friends for girls. As a straight single female girl, I really think my gay friend, who is also single, and I should become friends with benefits.

Dear V: Am I a Grade A slut?

I've found that once you've had sex, what are you saving it for?

V

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