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Thursday, April 18, 2024
April 18 , 2024

Dear V: I’m victim of a ball snatcher

I am at such a loss. I can quickly begin to feel my manhood begin to crumble and I desperately need your help. I was hooking up with this girl the other day and it was pretty hot. Or at least that’s what I thought.

Dear V: How do I get my groove back?

It's been a long time since I've been in the game. When I'm interested in someone, I find myself completely clueless. Whenever my friends ask, I seem to make up an excuse in their eyes as to why I don’t want to make a move.

Dear V: I don’t wanna be stuck in the middle…

My closest friend “Jim” is dating this girl who I do not care for. She’s not particularly known for her kindness or monogamous behaviors. Why do I know this? Because she broke up with my other best friend “Chris” to date him.

Dear V: I can’t take the leopard print man thong

My boyfriend is ridiculously hot. We have tons of fun together and the sex is amazing. However, even though my boyfriend and I have amazing chemistry he is what most people would most likely refer to as a douche.

Dear V: To be or not to be number three…

I've always known my best friend is bi and it's never been an issue. She's been married to her husband for a year now and recently they approached me to see if I wanted to have a threesome with them.

Dear V: I’m a freak in the sheets…

I am what I guess some people would refer to as a freak. The dirtier the better.

Dear V: This cute rainbow wants a companion

am a gay Asian man who is desperate for love and relationship. I got here three years ago and haven't had sex since. It's not that I don't have opportunities. I am just not that much into meaningless casual sex. Since I was not born and raised here, it is a little hard for me to fit in the gay community here.

Dear V: Am I the next Monica Lewinsky?

I'm madly in love with the newly elected Student Government President, but he has no idea... What should I do?

Dear V: You’re turning me on

Every time you respond to a question I get all heated inside. It's just that most of your questions and answers are so sexual in nature. What do I do?

Dear V: If I want it to be good do I get myself a bad boy?

I’m dating this amazing guy. He’s so sweet and awesome and he’s my best friend. I’m just having a problem. My ex is the exact opposite; a bad boy who was never really there for me when I really needed him and not at all trustworthy. But here’s the thing: It totally turned me on

V

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