The directions aren’t the main joke. These directions will actually get you there (approximately, the number of paces DOES vary)…
The actual joke, aside from the small pirate-related gags thrown throughout, involves exaggeration: The character’s paces are SO off, he gets COMPLETELY lost!
three right turns make a left. is that the joke? because its not funny.
March 5, 2021
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