Top 5 reasons for introduction of new Hurry ‘Cane shuttles
5. Ergonomically designed seating
4.cUnexplored opportunity to advertise UM
3. Increased fuel economy
2. Less pollution
1. Designed to show up to bus stops only seven minutes late
Top 5 reasons to watch basketball at the Convocation Center
5. To see the inside in case you never graduate
4. To see the inside in case you never want to see Fall Out Boy in concert
3. It’s just a short drive from Hecht
2. Continued improvement of men’s and women’s squads
1. Everyone else is doing it
Top 5 reasons to watch Super Bowl XL
5. Get a chance to see beautiful, sunny…Detroit?
4. To see Jerome Bettis get a ring
3. To see for your own two eyes that New England didn’t win
2. Everyone else is doing it
1. The commercials
Ben Minkus is a senior majoring in broadcast journalism and philosophy. He can be contacted at b.minkus@umiami.edu.