HIGH ON LIFE
If you think that rappers and long-haired rockers are the only ones smokin’ up and getting caught for it, think again. Since singer Art Garfunkel didn’t learn from last year, he has been arrested and charged for marijuana possession for the second time. Half of the ’60s duo Simon and Garfunkel, Art must still be feeling the high of the free movement.
In Milwaukee, Wis., a local musical production featuring naked singing men-yes naked singing men-was shut down according to license violations. Despite performances in other cities, the Milwaukee revue will remain closed. Maybe they’ll change the show to “Naked Girls Singing!”
MARTHA, MARTHA, MARTHA
As if jail time and all the publicity hasn’t been enough, it seems as though Martha Stewart is about to have her very own version of Trump’s Apprentice: The Apprentice: Martha Stewart. Hopefully Martha will be able to skip the classic Trump line, “You’re Fired.” Hasn’t everyone heard enough of that?