Like they don’t have enough cash
Ashley Olsen is suing The National Enquirer for $40 million on account of the fact that the magazine is trying to ruin her reputation by linking her to a phony drug scandal. First Mary-Kate for not eating, now Ashley for drugs-interesting.
Hardcore musician Kid Rock was arrested and released on $3,000 bond for allegedly hitting a DJ at Christie’s Cabaret in Nashville. The rocker was in town to sing at a memorial for songwriter Merle Kilgore.
Again no perks
So once again UM neglects to recognize a national holiday and while office dwellers are enjoying the sun, we were still trudging to class. Sigh.