– The perfect gift: a personalized racy novel from yours truly

With much thanks to the collaborative effort of Godiva chocolate and the Hallmark greeting card, Feb. 14 was primped and primed into the supposed “be-all-end-all” day for the romantically taken. No other day of the year puts as much demand on pleasing your other half as Valentine’s Day, so if there was ever a time to find the perfect gift, this is it.

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