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WAIT… WHAT?

Having no clothing, naked, nude – just a few key words to describe this obscure and still-unsolved mystery that I found on the windshield of my car in the Dadeland Mall parking lot. Though how the green flyer came into existence will likely always remain unknown, the correlation between the NUDE and a low-carb smoothie “poured at your door” seems to be just as strange. After calling repeatedly for hours and hours and listening to some mystery-guy’s stoned-out drawl over and over, there’s no hope. For anyone who can provide some answers about this damn neon green flyer advertising hand-poured, delivered-to-your-door low-carb smoothies, PLEASE respond to this subtle cry for help.

Joanna Davila can be contacted at j.davila1@umiami.edu.

April 30, 2004

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