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Cuz you wanna get dirty…really dirty…
So if you can’t keep your hands off anything having to do with pop diva X-tina, open up Ebay and make a bid her thong, and brace yourself, some pool water. Compliments from a Maxim photo shoot and Scott Mills of BBC radio, included in the package is one white thong, one sealed tub of pool water, a cover letter from Maxim, and a few pointers from Miss Aguilera on how to win her affections. Bidding right now is at 320.00 UK money.

Roving Fridays in the Wynwood…
Take a stroll in the Wynwood Art District, aka Miami’s Design District this Friday night. Sponsored by Bacardi, The Yummiest.com, and Objex Artspace, pay $5 to grab some drinks and talk intellectually with members of the boho crowd. Open from 8 to midnight, located at 2632 North Miami Ave.

wiiiiiiiiiiiings!
Foreshadowing the extreme amounts of laughter to come, the Red Bull Flugtag is coming to Miami’s Bayfront Park in early April. However, deadline for team sign-up is February 25th, so apply and test your skills for flying, who knows…you could be better than Icarus.

The Baywatch BABE this way comes…
Pamela Anderson is gracing the beach with her presence- on Saturday night she will host a party at Priv celebrating the promotion of Sirius radio.