I have a big problem that plays a major role in my daily life; I love sex and I just can’t get enough of it.

There’s this guy on my floor who I’ve been chasing since last semester. Looks wise, he’s a 10 and I’m a 7. But when it comes to personality, I think we’re 100% compatible. The problem is that I think he doesn’t look at us as anything beyond friends.

My girlfriend has a thing for sending dirty text messages. It happens when I’m in class, the gym, meetings, or even on Christmas morning. I like knowing she’s thinking about me, but it’s just too much.

I have a friend that I’m crushing on who got out of a long-term relationship a few weeks ago. To top it off, one of her ex-boyfriends is one of my frat brothers. How should I proceed? Would I just be another rebound guy?

One of my coworkers does this weird thing where he/she puts his/her hands down the frontside of their pants, itches and rubs around, and then proceeds to touch the computers and other objects in the office. It’s really uncomfortable to be around.

We’ve all heard rumors about sex in the stacks, the upper levels of the library that are often near-empty at night. But the Hurriqueen wondered, does it ever actually happen? Do students actually have the nerve to get nasty in public places on campus?

How can I have fun on a small budget and retain my dignity and reputation?

I’m concerned that my life is spiraling out of control. I drink all the time, even before class or running errands during the week.

There has been a young UM professor partying with plenty of students, some underage, many of which he/she could end up teaching.

Yeah, I pulled a Jay-Z. Or as some would say, a Cher. Whatever, you get the point. The bottom line is this bitch is back.