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Dear V: I think I love you…

V, I’ve been reading your column since I started at UM my freshman year. Every Monday and Thursday, I wake up thinking about you and what brilliant thing you’ll say next. I like your ability to giv...

Dear V: My girlfriend gets off at a gentlemen’s club…

V, My girlfriend loves strip clubs. She isn’t a stripper herself, but at least two or three times a month we go to Cheetah’s and she has more fun than I do. She’ll get me and all of my guy friends wr...

Dear V: I’m too sexy to be sober..

V, My friends and I are all a bunch of drunks. Every weekend (and some weekdays), we get completely trashed at the bar, and we often wake up the next morning and realize how embarrassing and pathetic...

Dear V: My boyfriend wants to add others into the mix…

Dear V,  My boyfriend has been trying to get me to join some swingers club that one of his friends belongs to. I don’t know a lot about it, I just know that the concept is for us to have sex with m...

Dear V: The holidays made my honey not so hot

V, Lately, my boyfriend’s belt has been a bit hard to buckle. He really mashed on the pounds because of his fixation on holiday grub, and I need an easy way to break the news to him. He claimed that ...

Dear V: It looks like the shit is hitting the fan…

Dear V, I find myself in a convoluted relationship with this girl I met a few weeks ago. We met through a mutual friend and hit it off right away. There is such a great connection and the sex is ph...

Dear V: I don’t want to be friends with or without benefits…

Dear V, I recently had a terrible experience while having sex with my now-ex-friend-with-benefits; it involved tears, guilt and bad hygiene on her part, along with her calling out the name of a cer...

Dear V: I’m not ashamed to admit I need an alpha male…

Dear V,  When it comes to guys, I’ve always been the type of girl who goes for what she wants. I’ve never been the type to sit back and wait. Although this has been my MO for as long as I remember,...

Dear V: My boyfriend insists on enhancing the mood…

Dear V,  I’ve been with my boyfriend for a couple of months now and he’s absolutely fantastic. I’m very satisfied with our relationship and our sex life is pretty good, too. But there’s one thing I...

Dear V: My flatulence was not so funny…

V, I have never been so embarrassed in my entire life. I recently let one rip – out of my basement – while having sex with my boyfriend. He usually calls me Queen Queef in the bedroom, and he’s nev...

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