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Thursday, March 28, 2024
March 28 , 2024

Dear V: I’d like to phone a different friend…

Dear V, I have a friend who can’t get off without calling someone. Yeah, this sounds weird. But basically, she gets off on the fact that someone is hearing her do the dirty. I’ve gotten a few call...

Dear V, I’m getting it in, but I’m not getting what I want̷...

Dear V, I’ve been with my boyfriend for a little over a month now, and the sex isn’t bad. It’s just really boring.  I want to try out new positions, and I’ll talk about them, but then when we sleep...

Dear V, I want to watch a show before I put on a show…

Dear V, I caught my boyfriend watching porn the other day. While I’m not opposed to watching it myself, I find that I want to watch it with him – I think there’s no better foreplay. Do you think he...

Dear V, I want all fifty shades of naughty…

Dear V, After reading Fifty Shades of Grey, I can’t imagine life without bondage. Ever since I painted my apartment red, my sex life has been nothing but grey. How can I find my Christian Grey? ...

Dear V: I can’t perform unless it’s in public…

Dear V, My girlfriend and I have been getting it on in semi-public places. Not like the middle of Sunset or on the Rock, but places where there is a potential for us to get caught. And now I can’t ...

Dear V: I want to get my way with extracurricular persuasion…

Dear V,  I’m a total idiot. I completely forgot that I had to do this assignment, and I don’t know what to do. I screwed up. Really bad. It was worth like half of my grade. And now I don’t think my...

Dear V: When the sun comes up, she shoots me down…

Dear V, I broke up with my girlfriend a few months ago, and so I’ve started going clubbing a lot with some of my friends. I meet a girl, we dance, and things are going good. I get their numbers, so...

Dear V: It gets steamier when he’s fuming…

 Dear V, This is going to sound really wrong, but I love to start fights with my boyfriend. I would guesstimate that I piss him off three or four times a month. We always end up having amazing angr...

Dear V: I may have a fetish for power…

Dear V,  I had the pleasure of meeting the new Student Government president a few weeks ago. And let me tell you, it was a pleasure. Now I feel like I see her all the time, whether I’m walkin...

Dear V: Lonely and looking for love, but not really…

Dear V, I’m getting close to the end of my freshman year. However, I seem to still not have a group of best friends. While I am naturally a shy person, I feel like I’ve really tried to put myself o...

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