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April 16 , 2024

Dear V: My goodies were good enough for him and his boys…

Dear V , I am really into sexting and enjoy sending my boyfriend pictures of my boobs and other “essentials.” I use Snapchat to make sure that he can’t copy the pictures and send them to his boys. ...

Dear V: I get frisky when there’s whisky…

V, I have a tendency to get promiscuous when I am drunk. The alcohol combined with my horniness makes me do weird and incredibly dangerous things. For example, I’ll go to a club, and after a few sh...

Dear V: My girlfriend’s Bieber fever is making me sick…

 V, My girlfriend is obsessed with Justin Bieber so I bought her tickets for his concert and will surprise her on Valentine’s Day. But I don’t know if I want to go with her because I really hate th...

Dear V: My boyfriend had a grimy grinding adventure…

V, I went to a South Beach club this Friday and saw my boyfriend grinding on some skank. I couldn’t believe that he did that. He had told me that he wasn’t going out that night. We had just started...

Dear V: Stalkers make me famous…

Dear V, I like to study in the serenity of the ninth floor stacks. It is comforting to know that I am usually the only one there. All of a sudden, I have noticed that the same person has been sitti...

Dear V: My girlfriend’s got a fishy fetish…

V , My girlfriend has a fetish for having me eat food off her body, then having sex afterward. We usually use whipped cream and fruits, but lately she has wanted to get more adventurous. She wants ...

Dear V: My girlfriend keeps skipping our sex appointments…

Dear V, I have sex with my girlfriend at least twice a week, and we always choose our class schedules to make sure that sexy time is possible. But lately, she has been missing the designated times ...

Dear V: Is a climax a month worth the relationship?…

Dear V, I am currently in this long-distance relationship with my boyfriend from Virginia. We meet up once a month and have incredible sex. Unfortunately, I worry that our relationship is losing it...

Dear V: My TA gave me an A+ in bed…

 Dear V, I never thought I was going to be the girl that did what I just did. Last night, I slept with my TA, and now I don’t have feelings for him. I think it was the rush of doing something so na...

Dear V: You know who’s looking fine tonight? My stepsister…

V, My dad remarried three years ago, and my stepmom has a hot daughter. I found out she is coming to UM next fall as a freshman. I don’t know what to do. Should I avoid her? Should I pretend I don’...

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