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Dear V: I don’t want to be just a gluten-free lover…

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Dear V, I left my dorm to meet my secret lover, a townie who has no affiliation to UM. I met him at Whole Foods when our hands touched the same box of gluten-free cereal. His hipster glasses met my...

Dear V: I am a strong woman and I don’t need no man…

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Dear V, I cannot believe that somebody gonna f*** wit me that way. I ain’t workin’ no eight hours to be played by a fool. He come into my house and ask if I pay his rent because we be soul mates. N...

Dear V: Are there catfights in the swamp?

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Dear V, I was spending a weekend in Gainesville, having a great time partying. One night, I found my ex-boyfriend hooking up with a sorority slut. I went up to him and slapped him across the face a...

Dear V: My blowjobs don’t compete with his gay best friend’s…

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V, My boyfriend told me that I was inadequate because I couldn’t give a good blowjob. I dumped him because I realized that he was a total tool. I later found out that he was cheating on me with his...

Dear V: My boyfriend’s experiments are turning me off…

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V, This is going to sound weird, but I don’t want to keep having sex. Hold on, let me explain. I am tired of feeling orgasms because my boyfriend tries new moves and styles that I am not feeling. H...

Dear V: My one-night stand evolved into a love triangle…

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V, I’m on a dance team, and I recently hooked up with a Rutgers guy at an after-party we both attended up North. We ended up hooking up the following weekend when he came down to Miami for a dance ...

Dear V: My mouth is doing more harm than good…

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Dear V, My boyfriend and I have a great relationship, and the sex is fantastic. We always have sex at his place because I have roommates, and he has a one-bedroom apartment. However, it has come to...

Dear V: Piercings are not a party for two…

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Dear V, My girlfriend is going on a piercing frenzy. She wants to pierce every available and hot part of her body. I am not really into this trend, and I would want to keep the piercing to a minimu...

Dear V: College and sex and girls, oh my…

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Dear V , I would like to approach different girls because there are a variety of lovely ladies to date. However, I don’t know how to start a conversation and keep it flowing in order to make a conn...

Dear V: My boyfriend wants a seaside sexcapade…

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V, My boyfriend is trying to convince me to have sex at the beach. I hate the beach because of the nasty salt water, the uncomfortable and grainy sand, and the possibility of getting stung by a jel...
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