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V.Online: Back to reality

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Hello there monsters (this is not a Gaga reference, you are actually all giant, college-sized monsters), I've been on campus this past week partly because it's time to come to terms with the fact t...

V.Online: Witchcraft and Wizardry

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Do not watch The Conjuring. SPOILER ALERT: It's scary as balls. If you don't like dolls, creepy children, crazy witches/bitches, french maids, clothing lines, antique toys, wooden staircases, ce...

V.Online: Bad lighting and worse taste

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I went to the gym for the first time in eons today and I am 100 percent convinced that fluorescent lights exist for the sole purpose of making people look soft and blotchy. I would like to point ou...

Dear V: My ex-classmate is trying to Snapchat his way into my heart…

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Dear V, A couple of weeks ago, I accidentally Snapchatted a classmate from last semester -- who I didn't even have as a friend on Snapchat! I was super embarrassed. Then he actually responded and w...

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Things are about to get a little bit more fun here at The Miami Hurricane. We're in the process of redeveloping our website and revamping our print design, so we'll be ready to launch fun, innovative ...

Dear V: My man’s requests are too much to swallow…

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V , I can’t give my boyfriend another blowjob. His cum tastes weird to me. I have had great baby batter in the past, but my boyfriend has nasty sperm. I might breakup with him because I value the b...

Dear V: California girls, they’re undeniable…

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Dear V, My boyfriend got a medical school offer in California and wants me to join him at the same school. I did not intend on going to California. I want to travel to New York to work at a marketi...

Dear V: It’s hell week for my boyfriend and me…

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 Dear V, My boyfriend is currently in the middle of hell week for his frat, and I’ve officially turned into a needy betch. Between his irregular schedule and my insane one, I haven’t been able to s...

Dear V: Will I ever find my Tom Hanks?…

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V , I want my life to be a romantic comedy. I want to find love on top of the Empire State Building or through the magic of inexplicable circumstances. Is this so hard to ask? Why can’t my life be ...

Dear V: Wedding bell blues are ruining my Latin spice…

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V, No quisiera publicar mi vida pero tengo que hacerlo porque este hijo de puta me ha destruido. Nosotros no íbamos a casar pero él se enamoro con la que estaba con mi amigo Daniel pero se tuvieron...
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