Dear V

DEAR V: I need help pulling back the curtain on a new mystery…

Dear V,

I recently had my first experience with an uncircumcised penis. I’m not gonna lie, I was a bit intimidated. I didn’t want to seem like I was awestruck and had no idea what I was doing so I decided to go in for the kill – perhaps not the best way to phrase that. It was an enjoyable experience; however, I want to know if there are different techniques in stimulating an uncircumcised penis as opposed to a circumcised one? I need help to tame this beast!
Yours truly,
Can’t get a grip with the tip

Dear Tipster,
No need to fear, for I myself experienced the same confusion just a few years ago.  Although different, that beast is just as capable of getting the job done (as you seem to know).  I quickly learned that by dodging the knife, men are actually MORE sensitive to pleasure in the bedroom (back of a cab, restaurant bathroom, whatever tickles your fancy), because by keeping that tip protected all day, it is less exposed and therefore more easily aroused.  When the foreskin retracts, it acts like its own lubricant as it slides along the shaft, meaning less need for that newest KY “secret weapon.”  Score for easier times in the bedroom, as long as you can get over the intimidation factor.

The foreskin itself can also be stimulated by hand for even different sensations for your man.  Try slowly retracting it by hand, because it has tons of nerve endings just like the head (be careful though because of the sensitivity; if he doesn’t go for this, Abandon Ship!  You want to impress him, not hurt him).  Also try inserting the tip of your tongue underneath the foreskin and swirling in a circular motion.  If all else fails, ask him what he likes!  You might be new to this but he’s been dealing with it his whole life, I’m sure he’ll let you know what the best way to put him over the edge.

Hope my tips help your conquer yours,
V.
January 20, 2010

Reporters

V

Advice Columnist


Around the Web
  • Miami Herald
  • UM News
  • Error

Joseph Yearby declared early for the NFL draft. Gus Edwards transferred to Rutgers. Trayone Gray is ...

He’s all grown up. Yet University of Miami defensive end Scott Patchan is only 20. Two reconstructiv ...

Michael Rumph, former Cane cornerback and current cornerbacks coach, has mentioned, along with every ...

N’Kosi Perry, definitely on the quiet side, met the media for the first time on Monday. He’s the Mia ...

On a day in which University of Miami football coach Mark Richt said veteran quarterbacks Malik Rosi ...

María de Lourdes Dieck-Assad, a world-renowned economist and former ambassador, fills a new role for ...

Through the U Dreamers Grant, DACA students find essential support as they pursue their college degr ...

Former University of Miami Dean of Students William W. ‘Bill’ Sandler, Jr. passed away on August 6 a ...

Researchers use a powerful technique known as Interferometric Synthetic Aperture Radar to show an in ...

UM’s First Star Academy supports foster care youth. ...

RSS Error: A feed could not be found at http://www.hurricanesports.com/. A feed with an invalid mime type may fall victim to this error, or SimplePie was unable to auto-discover it.. Use force_feed() if you are certain this URL is a real feed.

TMH Twitter Feed
About TMH

The Miami Hurricane is the student newspaper of the University of Miami in Coral Gables, Fla. The newspaper is edited and produced by undergraduate students at UM and is published weekly on Thursdays during the regular academic year.